POV you are the executor of my estate and you’ve just hit play on my video will

POV you are the executor of my estate and you’ve just hit play on my video will
Astrology posts are great and all but the real truth is hidden in fortune cookies
Fortune cookie says my pussy is tight
You guys missed the best part
Y'all missed the best part: HER REACTION AFTER ALL THIS
They’re in CHURCH WITH THIS LMAO
I know this is my own post, but every single time this comes across my dash I am delighted. Every single time, I re-watch the video and laugh, and then scroll down and laugh more. What a truly excellent reblog chain.
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One time i tried to explain this to someone at a party and i stopped in the middle of it because i realized how stupid i was sounding
Post gandalf big naturals
what else do you command of me
Yes this is my favorite post I made another one
this site really did suck so fucking bad when its demographic was straighter
i don’t believe such a time ever existed
this post always kills me bc i’m like 90% sure the picture behind him is this: